The September Issues Are Here!

Girls & Gays, rejoice! The September issues are here... You know what the sad thing is? I actually don't think Gaga's cover is the best. Nope, I have to go with Aniston on this one. I still give the Princess of Pop credit... it was a motion shot. It's not her fault she looks like a cracked out Lindsay Lohan. By the way, can we take some time out to talk about Julia Roberts? She's like 100, and the bitch STILL gives good face... and who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to have Halle Berry on the cover of Vogue? Anna Wintour, I've lost ALL respect for you! Although, I barely had any left. Why do you keep Andre Leon Talley on staff? Is he your own personal joke? That must be it.

One of my favorite magazines to read is Nylon, of course. They don't really have a September issue because they're less about "fashion" and more about "art." Kinda pretentious to think the two can't go hand in hand, but c'est la vie.

Gents, don't overlook GQ and Details, my personal favorites! I know what you're thinking... I can't squeeze my ass into most of the clothes they feature. That's true, BUT it's still fun to page through it and say what OTHER people should wear... don't lie, you know you judge people by their clothes, lol